Boat Tested Recipe of the Week - From Rob on Intrepid

Directions

• Purchase Knorr Chicken alla Vodka and Farfalle from Safeway.
• Invite yourself over to Bob Webb or Al MacKay's boat for dinner.
  
• Pour contents of bag into a 12-inch (30 cm) non-stick skillet of your host's choice.
• Have your host cover and cook over medium heat 10 minutes or until sauce comes to a full boil for 1 minute.
  
• Make sure someone (other than you) stirs once halfway through, to separate pasta.
• Stir one more time and serve.

Recipe Tips

• Be sure to pretend to fall asleep after eating as to avoid washing dishes.
• Once everything is cleaned up I find that by entertaining your host with a few simple party tricks (taking ones underwear off without removing shorts or removing a cork from inside of an empty wine bottle with a plastic Safeway bag) will ensure that you are always a welcome and invited guest.
• If you are successfully able to follow the above directions (like me), you may find that you will never actually have to cook or wash dishes on you own boat for several years at a time.